Oh Noo.....Not Again....




“Good Morning ! You can use the bathroom first today” said my smiling sister. My God ! I can’t handle such big surprises that early in the morning. For the first time in my life , I reached college with 30 mins for the bell. Then came the good news – “The last date for submission of assignments is extended by 2 days ”. For once I felt – “ The world is so nice , lecturers are so sweet & I’m so very lucky ”. I reached my classroom & as a routine walked up to the guy who is the topper of my class to kindle him off and said – “ Hey buddy, ask me if you have any doubts. I teach better than girls ”. With a Charlie Chaplin look on his face, he replied – “ Are you alright ? ” . I un-temptingly refrained to say – “ You egg-headed rascal . You minus the ‘ syllabus in your head ’ equals only a Papaya seed. (Wow, that was too complex even for me. But actually I always wanted to say such facts to him as he perpetually pisses me off). Then entered my lecturer with the ‘Examination Result Sheets’ . To my surprise, I was announced as the class topper this time. Elated I became. Everyone started clapping hands and I felt augmented & happy, though I always felt ‘clapping hands’ was a silly, childish gesture when I was on the other side.

I was over the moon & everything seemed so rosy-rosy. Just then I heard some weird sounds tickling my mind. I contemplated the sounds for a while only to end up shouting- “ Oh Shit , it’s my alarm & I’m still on the bed ”. I just couldn’t convince myself that it was all just a dream.

“ Oh Noo….. Not Again…”

“I’m using the bathroom first ” said my kind sister. Asusually, I reached college with just 5 mins for the bell. The last date for submission of assignments wasn’t delayed. Not for once I felt- “Such a battered world , lecturers are atrociously sulky & I’m ‘light years’ away from being lucky ”. I went straight to Mr.Topper and asked- “ Dude, completed the assignment? ”. He said- “ Ofcourse. Submitted yesterday itself. You didn’t ? Don’t worry, ma’am will screw you ”. My lips were rattling with countless special words. I recalled the ‘complex dialogue’ of my dream and said it straight. Before he could even understand it, ma’am (aka terrorist) stormed in with the results sheets in her hand. To my awful luck, I was right in her way when she almost bumped into me. It was then she realised that I’m a ‘not so favourite’ student of her & asked- “ Where is the assignment?”
“Kick my bad luck to the core” I thought but said “ I wrote it but forgot to get it” .
She wore this expression on her face which reflected a thousand synonyms of ‘Get Out’ .
She said- “ Haha, nice joke but an old joke. Get Out”.

So, that meant I had the privilage to visit the library, where I came up with this small, silly poem –

Sleeping in the bed cozy-cozy
Everything seemed so rosy-rosy
Entered into reality
Now everything looks hazy-hazy

29 additions to the crap:

manorath April 12, 2008 at 12:54 PM  

lol.. i actually prevented myself frm mouthing some unhearable stuff yesterday whn our topper pissed me off badly.. and this favs n not so bright ones.. i jus hate those lecturers for their partiality... and i rem my bro screwing my chances of reachin school in time.. but i was a topper then...

Arjun April 12, 2008 at 3:34 PM  

@mano
This is nowhere my story dude....
A great dreamer what i am , i just managed to pen down my absurd imaginations.....
Thanks for ur comment

Cheers..!!
Arjun

sunny_raju April 12, 2008 at 5:21 PM  

those deadlines for assgnmnts wow, i enjoyed thm.
overall awesome blog arjun
i enjoyed it

Shyam April 12, 2008 at 5:36 PM  

good dream dude.. keep it up!!!!

shyam April 12, 2008 at 5:38 PM  

great dream!!!!!!!!

Vinayak April 12, 2008 at 6:41 PM  

it is a wondeful dream
keep dreaming

Rashi V April 12, 2008 at 11:35 PM  

Haha !! wishe all our dreams would come true! What all would I wish for?? So many things...Innumerable!

Matangi Mawley April 13, 2008 at 6:29 PM  

guess there s nothing wrong in dreamimg good.. the poetry was gr8! :)
atleast u should ve realized tht it was a dream whn u dreamt tht assignment dates were extended! ;)

unpretentious_diva April 13, 2008 at 6:31 PM  

dreaming is everybody's right, making the dreams a reality is a man's virtuous side.

Lakshman Srikanth April 14, 2008 at 2:33 PM  

Well, I think your DREAM according to me ....sucks! :)
The better part is 'off' from the DREAM,i.e the reality :)
as usual i love the way you write....

SARANSH April 14, 2008 at 3:09 PM  

i liked ur style yaar

Golden Vulture April 15, 2008 at 1:46 PM  

hilarious one buddy :)

keep writing .. i hope its not the real life incident :)


keep smiling !!~~~ God bless

~~~ Golden Vulture ~~~

keerthana April 15, 2008 at 2:41 PM  

Hey arjun...

Dream is superb..

coz dream is the only way any person can achieve which he couldnt accomplish in his real life...

Nice blog once again...

All the best..

Keerthana

Vinayak April 15, 2008 at 4:10 PM  

maine pehle bhi kaha tha
great dream

sourav April 15, 2008 at 5:30 PM  

hahahaha nice one i liked this one more than your previous one it's more humorous and specially the poem it's great.......!!you have the ability to show both humorous and emotions....keep it up :)

unpretentious_diva April 16, 2008 at 10:53 AM  

it was nice reading first time.

kanika April 16, 2008 at 11:31 AM  

nice reading again all ur post r pretending true like my life ...

void_spaces April 16, 2008 at 12:15 PM  

lol ! we might want to be all that in your dream and funny we end up differently !!

shafeeq sha April 16, 2008 at 1:57 PM  

good dream dude.. keep it up!!!!

Vinodh April 16, 2008 at 3:23 PM  

Hmm..good post..
but to me the reality was sweeter than the dream:) i am not mad about being topper n stuff and i love being late to col...
also you got to bunk the lecture which is a good thing..
n you went to the library and stumbled on a good poem;)

cheers to life maan!

Tina April 22, 2008 at 1:02 PM  

Brilliant piece of write up...nice transition and wonderfully xpressed...thr is a style in ur writing...wen someone reads it he/she myt feel like, i can write the same way but wen they sit dwn to write they just can't..so simple yet so beautiful...gr8 work

Cheers
Tee

arun21 April 23, 2008 at 9:24 AM  

Nice one.. Loved it

Ramya April 23, 2008 at 12:58 PM  

ha ha...good one!Hilarious dreams are pretty uncommon...but matching dreams with reality is the fun part...everybody wakes up to Monday morning blues...n the complex dialogue is too good to last a laugh...enjoy!

pricelessjunk May 7, 2008 at 6:17 PM  

Hey, I know its a very late reply, but loved this stuff !!

I always have such dreams !! :P

The "I'm using the bathroom first", feeling like blasting the toppers brains illusions are so relate-able.

You need to blog more often !! :)

~Priya

manzdesai May 31, 2008 at 10:33 PM  

good post again.....:D
well..have added u in my faves........

rinzu June 23, 2008 at 8:17 PM  

a wonderful dream....

:)

RINZU SUSAN RAJAN August 26, 2008 at 4:10 PM  

silly poem...

hehehehhee :)

it goes well with the post... n i also jumped like an idiot when the very first time i was declared the topper...

it a plethora of emotionsu cant describe...

:)

:)

GAGAN GABA August 29, 2008 at 11:24 PM  

hey i liked this post very much, must say u r imaginative, nice work. it was a hilarious one...:)

Priyanka November 18, 2008 at 1:00 PM  

ha ha...nice!!
n cute poem...lol..

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