Saami... Murugan Saami..!!

(On one of those occasions when I give 'logic' and 'reasoning' a complete rest and let my mind free into a world of fun and silliness, such would be the outcome. Disclaimer- All the names and characters used here are only with intentions of evoking humor and nothing else.

So for now, just sit back and yenjoyyyyy. :P)


Murugan flipped aside his English-daily Newspaper and decided to take a nap under the Banyan tree. He shooed away the silly dog which was licking his shoulder and rested his head on the newspaper, his regular pillow, and stretched his legs. Just when he was about to shut his eyes, as though he’d spotted sunlight during mid-night, he jumped up and observed his assistant Kuppusaami accompanying a foreigner, a white attractive woman heading towards him. “I’m the only person to know English in Vellapatti” Murugan rejoiced. Kuppusaami indicated the need of an English-speaking person through his Gateway-Of-India (his broken teeth, I mean) and Murugan obliged.

“Hello Sir. I’m Alicia Morgan from the United Kingdom. I’m here on a survey, and the Indian culture has totally absorbed me.” The woman smiled and extended her hand for a hand-shake.

Murugan scratched his head and whispered to Kuppusaami- “Dai Kuppusaami, Murugan weds Morgan, yeppidi da irukku (how does it sound)?” Kuppusaami opened the gates of his Gateway-Of-India all over again.
Murugan came back to his senses, wiped and extended his hand after checking if anyone was around and they shook hands.

“I’m Murugan. Murugan Saami (Saw-me).”

“Good. Where did he see you?”

“Ayyo no. I said, my name is Murugan Saami.” he blushed like a girl. Alicia Murugan Saami …...

“Oh! Glad to meet you Mr. Murugan.” She clicked a picture of him and the dog.

“In Vellapatti, I am thalai (Head). I have nilam (land). I have nariya nariya (abundant) kaasu (money). All Vellapatti ponnus (girls) want to kalyanam (marry) me.”

“Sorry Mr. Murugan, but I don’t understand your language.”

“Ayyo, it’s vokay. No praablam. In Vellapatti, Subramani Saami married Mumtaz Begum. For them also language praablam. But happy family. 2 children also.”

“What?”

“Why?” he gave it a thought and continued- “Your father is strict aa?”

Alicia turned around and walked away.

Edited- Will Be Continued....as different episodes.. :)....

34 additions to the crap:

Aanya September 17, 2009 at 4:36 PM  

aiyyo...Saami ji i cudnt help but laugh all thru ur post.. Suprekkkk ji..!!

lol the best part was.. "murugaan saami...where did he see u? loll

did u just see the movie "shotgun murugan" ? haha..

fantabulous arjun..!

Ria September 17, 2009 at 5:01 PM  

omg that was too funny.... :P Have u seen quickgun murugan?? I havent.

parzi September 17, 2009 at 5:40 PM  

god..this was hilarious arjun...i don't know how u do it always...very funny and interesting...i loved the punches on the accent...superb!!!
this was complete fun!
thanks to you...we all get to smile...wonderful write up!enjoyed thoroughly!
keep writing and keep smiling the way u make others smile!
take care!
god bless!

Meera September 17, 2009 at 6:50 PM  

hahaha!

sunny_raju September 17, 2009 at 7:36 PM  

Very good use of tamilish murugan and morgan was good for rhyme.
was that for me disclaimer and warning about logic. :)
wish u had continued the story

Arun Kumar September 17, 2009 at 10:07 PM  

Kalakkal story machi...
he he... comedy..

Murugan seems like a alter ego kinda version of Mr.Ar-june... thala... ponnunga... kalyaanam... :P

true rite...???

VISHNU September 18, 2009 at 3:15 AM  

wat he spoke is a proper language.. known as tanglish.. a mixture bof tamil n english.. nice story btw.. am jus curious.. what is ur mother tongue??

lachu September 18, 2009 at 7:45 AM  

aiyoooo loose

lachu September 18, 2009 at 7:45 AM  

i thought it was lil too short soryy.....

The Rat... September 18, 2009 at 8:49 AM  

complete laugh riot... very similar to the doofuses working with bpos who hit on every single american woman they call :P

kudos Arjun

R S V September 18, 2009 at 9:52 AM  

I enjoyed it very much...
learnt a few tamilian words as well..
ponnus...

Arjun September 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM  

@Aanya

hahaha.. wat is suprekkk ji?? :P :P

hahah lol.. Thank u so much Aanya.. :)

@Ria

Hey, thank u. :)

I have watched it, but the movie in no way resembles this one... :)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 18, 2009 at 12:33 PM  

@Parzii

U dont have to praise me everytime.. :P Someone teach this girl how to criticize... hehe :)
Thanks Parul.. :D

@Meera

;) ;) ;)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 18, 2009 at 12:37 PM  

@Sunny

Thanks Sunil. The disclaimer wasn't for u, as i told u. I wrote that no one should take offense by the nativity and the names i've used.. :)

I might actually continue this.. u see the tag? Murugan series..?? hehe :)

@Arun

haha.. Thanks machi...

yenna alter ego?> :P Nothing like that..... yen alter ego ku avlo scene ille.. :P

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM  

@Vishnu

Thanks bro... My mother tongue is kannada.... Dad's side from Andhra.. SO, i speak little of kannada nad telugu.. and i know little tamil too.. :)

@lachu

thanks :P

It was meant to be short.... :)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 18, 2009 at 12:40 PM  

@The Rat

haha.. is it?? :P

Thanks Rat.. ;)

@Rahul

haha.. good for u.. ;)

It's ponnu actually... ;)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

lachu September 18, 2009 at 1:49 PM  

its tooooooooooooooooooo short.....

Vijay September 18, 2009 at 3:39 PM  

LOL.. that was funny...but then you ended abruptly..hope you make this into a Murugan "Saw Meee" series..

The Solitary Writer September 18, 2009 at 7:08 PM  

dude...this is what i have been craving fr since few weeks....a typical arjun post...dey enna daa...disclaimer ella poturke nee

nd hey this reminds me of our 2point some1 series da hehee

hw fun we used to have by taking each nd every1 in wl hehe...nd yes yes

ask morgan to stay away frnm murugan hez havin his eye on miss morgan...god save her

bt whtever mr murugan saw me's english is simpby subeer saar
hahaha still laughing :D

VISHNU September 18, 2009 at 8:54 PM  

wow.. u r 1 mixed up dude.. talk abt a multilinguitic hybrid..

Dhanya September 18, 2009 at 9:13 PM  

Lol!!! Ok I enjoyed it so far... bring on the continuation :D

Priya Joyce September 19, 2009 at 10:08 AM  

OMG!! Jesus!! kya aadmi hei :P:P

seriously am waiting for wats gonna happen next..:P:P

bring it on fast :)

Thoorika September 19, 2009 at 11:01 PM  

A big LOLZ!!!!!!

"Your father is strict aa?"

ayio.. ayio..

R S V September 20, 2009 at 3:35 AM  

Hey, visit my blog http://rahulsharmaspeaks.blogspot.com/
there is something waiting for you :)
Hope you like it:)

Misty Rhythm September 21, 2009 at 12:32 AM  

heeheheh.
"your father strict aa"
lolzz...will be waiting to read more murugan saw-me episodes!

Shruti September 21, 2009 at 1:36 PM  

whoooo hahhaa!! :D murugan ees very phunnie :P
next part!

Matangi Mawley September 21, 2009 at 2:09 PM  

hey.. u talk englis.. walk englis.. laugh englis.. suoer ponga!

Historiophile September 27, 2009 at 9:03 AM  

didnt know that you also knew tamil...a funtastic piece this!

my blog link is

http://wanderingsofanitinerantmind.blogspot.com/

Kartik

Arjun September 29, 2009 at 1:31 PM  

@Vijay

Thank u Vijay. I shall make it into episodes. :)

@stibu mama

Gr8 u liked it bro.. :)

2 point someone was so much fun, yeah..!! :)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 29, 2009 at 1:32 PM  

@Vishnu

haha yeah.. Wats ur mother tongue by the way... Ur name sounds South Indian.. :)

@Dhanya..

Thanks..

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 29, 2009 at 1:33 PM  

@Pj

haha.. sure.. will try and churn out something.. :P

@Thoorika

hahaha... aiyo aiyo.. :P

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 29, 2009 at 1:34 PM  

@Neha

haha.. Thank u.. :P

@Shruti

hehe.. thank u.. :)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Arjun September 29, 2009 at 1:35 PM  

@Matangi

aama aama.. :P

@Kartik

Thank u.. will visit u soon :)

Thanks..!!
Arjun

Vishnu September 29, 2009 at 5:57 PM  

me more of a multilinguitic hybrid than u.. am a madhwa.. a class of brahmins who speak marathi n kannada.. ma mother tongue is marathi but totally brought up in chennai.. now in raipur.. i hope i properly confused u..

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