In the name of- Updating my Blog..!! - 3

1)Just because I did not update my blog, you people need not do this. Become responsible citizens; be friends with nature. My sincere request-

2)First things first, I have been in the well. Have you been in the well too?? I will keep you in my prayers (to Shaktiman), if you’ve not been in the well, don’t you worry.

3)I said “First things first” in the second point. Kick me on my backside.

4)Oh My God! I am unbelievably intelligent. Look, how well I tackled point 3.

5)I was asked to stay at home today apparently because people thought I was too “HOT” to handle. I floated on ‘cloud nine’ until mom gave me the killer punch; she told it was just ‘fever’. Environmentalists say it’s ‘Global Warming’.

6)I’ve learned to cook a few dishes lately. The word spreads so fast; it’s been a month since a guest last came home.

7)I know I waste time on the internet. But, what did great people do?? That guy Newton sat under an apple tree.

8)On deep introspection, I found a common word that wrecked my life; TABLES. In school, it was the ‘Arithmetic multiplication tables’; and then there were ‘Dining Tables’.

9)I asked my friend- “How did you spend your weekend??” He replied like Mr. Cool-as-cucumber, “I was ‘hanging’ with my friends.” I didn’t meet/talk to him ever since. I’m scared of ghosts.

10)I met this guy recently, and somewhere in between our conversation I told him- “I’m presently suffering. This bloody Writers Block.” He asked me innocently- “Is there a separate block for writers in your Apartment??”

11)I gave Roshan an invaluable advice- “When a girl is explaining how much she loves you, you should not interfere to correct her grammar.”

12)Hey guys, do you remember Dhoni? Yeah, the same guy, who once upon a time had long hair, which made girls lose their minds. Remember? Yeah, he went to Afridi before the match and threatened- “One more win and we’ll send Rakhi too.”

13)Roshan, who had an exam that day, told me- “My bed is full of books.” I advised him to sleep on the floor.

14)I guess you guys would remember the way I used to blow steam into your ears with all my Kidnapped-by-the-American-President dreams?? Here’s an update if you care. I’ve migrated from America. Later, I fell for an Italian girl, whom I met in an Indian Passenger train.

15)I told Roshan- “I have a cruch on ‘Mayanti’.” He thought I said- “I have a crush on ‘My Aunty’.”

16)Wow, it’s true. My grandfather had a farm. Not on facebook.

17)I’ve been giving Roshan a lot of advices lately. He told me he wanted to become the best ‘Neurosurgeon’ in town. I told him to relax and take it easy, cos the day I break his head, then the only person who could save him would be ‘HIM’. Irony.

18)My computer makes all sorts of grunting sounds nowadays. I think the Mother board needs a father board.

19)Breaking News: During the match, Maradona burnt more calories than his players.

20)I watched a 20-20 game between Essex and Middlesex yesterday. I thought ‘Star Cricket’ was a family channel.

This is for you, if you are not exactly a Genius-

Well that’s it for now. See you. Take care. Be in the well. Don’t forget my first point. ;)

16 additions to the crap:

Ria June 21, 2010 at 4:09 PM  

lol!! Hilarious...glad to know tht u have been in the well!! :P

яノςんム June 21, 2010 at 6:02 PM  

Wowo Arjun! Thanks a lot :) needed this laugh badly :D

Matangi Mawley June 21, 2010 at 9:08 PM  

Points 6,7,11---- LOL!!! Great-great! :D

Priya Joyce June 22, 2010 at 7:04 AM  

Point no. 5 is nt urs completely :P

Pavitra .... June 22, 2010 at 12:41 PM  

Hahaha...You made my day! Really funny post...
Please do write more! :)

"Maradona burnt more calories than his players" Yup I can vouch for that! Classic!

Urvashi June 22, 2010 at 2:52 PM  

point 2, 3, 4 wow...u r gr8 at confusing ppl around.. :P

Point 9 also made me ROFL..!! :D :D

Cyaa..keep writing n get out of the witers block soon..!!


Arjun June 23, 2010 at 1:03 PM  

OH thank u so much all of you. :)

Nice comments make my day. :) Thanks. :D


Suresh Kumar June 24, 2010 at 11:05 AM  

That was hilarious...
Roshan is really lucky to have a advisor like u :)

Inty swetha June 24, 2010 at 2:25 PM  

wow!! thats a fantastic come back! cool man .. im glad to see u here :)
i loved the post :)

Anonymous June 24, 2010 at 9:11 PM  

i am scared of ghosts too :~P

Bikramjit June 26, 2010 at 10:34 PM  

Nice one .. loved the newton idea.. he sat under the apple tree maybe I shud sit under the orange .. maybe i will do something better...

Loved all the points excellent blog you got ...

uchiha teee June 28, 2010 at 7:44 AM  

good ones man, but despite the common notion, Newton didn't sit or sleep under the apple tree :P, he said he was inspired from the apple tree :D

Chaitra July 3, 2010 at 12:43 AM  

seeing the frequency of ur blogs... i thought u wil stop writing eventually... loved it :):) had a good laugh :):)

Luscious Sealed Lips July 5, 2010 at 7:41 AM  

Oh! I so hate 'hanging around' 'hanging out' lingo.

Yes, never correct the woman when she is overtly emotional. Even if it means dealing with bad grammar and usage of wrong words. :P


Anonymous September 10, 2010 at 8:58 PM  

Hi Iam Prabhu from chennai,joined today in this forum... :)

Aakriti December 13, 2011 at 5:38 PM  

OMG Arjun...this post was sooooo fab!! hilarious one to say...that writer's block thing was too funny among others, of course...Hmm..I wonder if u still sneek peek ur blog for blogger like me, who very nicely, on a fine day reach a blog, only to find that blogger deciding not to write anymore:/,,,sigh..

sure in the meanwhile I do have ur other posts to read...but that will be like reading posthumously..:/

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